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I left 3 notes scattered around the house earlier for my girlfriend.
They said “Will”, “you” and “me”.
That’ll keep her busy whilst I watch sports.are you satan
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must have this sweater
why would you crop it
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mom why do you have the same handwriting as santa
Reasons I hate summer:
- it’s hot so I sweat a lot
- it’s hot and I want to wear short but MY THIGHS OMG
- it’s hot and people expect you to go outside
- it’s hot and I get a sunburn
- it’s hot
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“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
how do i even get followers all i do is hit the reblog button and talk to myself